Episode 1
Majime, Second-In-Command of the Ship, the Ahneemayshion, rounds up a group of rag-tag specialized characters to aid the unsuspecting Hero in destroying a very, very, very pretty villain!
Episode 2: Shut Up!
A short episode in which Bob, the Hero, is debriefed in his mission. Bish, the Villain, debriefs us in his little mission.
Episode 3: the Planet Carnival
Bob and his crew land on the Planet Carnival, where one of the Cliche Crystals is said to be located. It's a test of strength, stealth and luck as Baka, a hench-cat-woman of Bish, for the first time confronts our Hero!
Episode 4: Fearsome Mechs!
Another Cliche Crystal is located in the uninhabitable planet of Mechia. It's a daunting task as the crew trains with Mechanically Engineered Carbon-based Harmonics in order to obtain the Cliche Crystal.
Omake! Bringing the Dungeons and Dragons radioplay by the Dead Alewives to life through our characters!
Episode 5: I Choose You!
The crew land at the Planet Fad to grab another Cliche Crystal. Fortunately, this is Kawaii's home planet, and they put it up to her to find the collectible-mon that is wearing the Crystal. There, they're heavily sidetracked by Jill, whose One of a Kind collectible-mon is lost, then by Team Yaoi, who have stolen Jill's collectible-mon, and then finally by Larry, a childhood rival of Kawaii who challenges her to a bout at the Collectible-mon Stadium at Mount Hyperactivity. The bet is set high, and Kawaii risks losing it all!